I was listening to the radio on the way to work just now, and they were discussing what people name their children. One woman phoned in who had changed her own name from Tanya to Starwen.

Gaining momentum, she had gone on to name her three sons Willow-River, Talis-Rain and Keanu-Storm. Funny thing is, when they first meet her, people think she's joking when she tells them the names of her children.

And how did the lads themselves handle their names, wondered the producer.

Oh they're quite fine with it. Totally unconcerned.

Well, there you are then. Just goes to show - who needs convention!

Exactly!

And how old are they, Starwen?

Five, three and 18 months.